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How's your aging intelligence? Take the following test presented
here and determine if you are losing
it or are still "with it." The spaces
are so
you don't see the answers until you have made your
own....OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin. ===========
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and
go d o something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If
you said, "bread," go
to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now
spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If
you said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, water" then proceed to
Question 3.
3. If a red house is made from
red bricks and a blue house is made blue bricks and a pink house is made from
pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse
made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made
from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still
doing here reading these questions?? If you said glass," then go on to Question
4.
4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how
many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said
"360 degrees" or anything other one degree," you are to be congratulated on
getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in
and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
5. Without using a calculator
-- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people
get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then
arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out
loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!
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