> > >> > > > Two Newfies, Ned 'n Jarge, decided they aren't going > > >> > > > anywhere in life and think they should go to college > > >> > > > to get ahead. > > >> > > > Ned goes in first, and the professor advises him to > > >> > > > take math, history, and logic. > > >> > > > What's logic?" asked Ned. > > >> > > > The professor answers, "Let me give you an example. > > >> > > > Do you own a weed-eater?" > > >> > > > "I sure do," answers the Newfie. > > >> > > > "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a > > >> > > > yard," replies the professor. > > >> > > > "That's real good." The Newf responds in awe. > > >> > > > The professor continues: "Logic will also tell me > > >> > > > that since you have a yard, you also have a house." > > >> > > > Impressed, the Newf shouts,"Darned tootin!!" > > >> > > > "And since you own a house and a house is tough to > > >> > > > take care of by yourself logic dictates that you > > >> > > > have a wife." > > >> > > > "HOLY SHIT!! This is incredible!" Ned exclaims. > > >> > > > Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can > > >> > > > assume that you are heterosexual rather than > > >> > > > homosexual," says the professor. > > >> > > > "You're right on bye! Why dat's the most fascinatin' > > >> > > > ting I ever heard of. I caint wait to take dis 'ere > > >> > > > logic class." > > >> > > > Ned, right proud of the new world opening up to him, > > >> > > > walks back into the hallway where Jarge is still > > >> > > > waiting. > > >> > > > "So what classes are ya takin?" asks Jarge. > > >> > > > "Math, history, and logic." replies Ned. > > >> > > > "What da 'ell is logic?" asks Jarge? > > >> > > > "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a > > >> > > > weed-eater?" > > >> > > > "No." > > >> > > > "You're a queer, h'ain't ya?" > > >> > > > >> > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE*. > > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus > > > > --- > > Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > Version: 6.0.487 / Virus Database: 286 - Release Date: 6/1/03 > > > > --- > > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > Version: 6.0.487 / Virus Database: 286 - Release Date: 6/1/03 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE: This message contains information which may be > > privileged or confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, please > > delete the e-mail and any attachments and notify us immediately by return > > e-mail to the sender. Thank you in advance for your assistance. > > > > > >
