> > > A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a > > > problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one > > > thing." > > > > > > "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! > > > Do you want to have some fun?" > > > > > > "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. > > > > > > "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have > > > two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the > > Bible. > > > Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the > > > cage with Frank and Bob. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise > > and > > > worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in > > > no time." > > > > > > Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." > > > > > > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. > > > As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside > > > their cage holding rosary beads and praying. > > > > > > Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. > > > > > > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, > > > we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" > > > > > > There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the > > > other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our > > > prayers have been answered! > > > >
