I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for three years, and
we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends
encouraged me, and my fiancée? She was a dream! There was
only one thing
bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She
was a smart,
confident career woman, but most of all she was
unbelievably sexy. She often
openly flirted with me, which piqued my
curiosity and made me quite
uncomfortable at the same time. One day
she called me and asked me to come
over to review the wedding
invitations. When I got there, I realized she was
alone. As we looked
at the invitations, she whispered in my ear: "Soon you
will be
married, but you must know that I have feelings for you that I can
no
longer ignore. Before you commit your life to my daughter, please
make love to me just once".
I was in total shock.... what could I
say? As I sat there dumbfounded
she said: "I'll go to the bedroom, and if
you share my yearnings,
just come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched
her magnificent
form as she wisped up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, unsure
of what to do, and then turned around and went to the front
door.
Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Amazingly,
her husband was standing outside. With tears in his eyes,
he hugged me and
said: "We are so happy. You have passed our little
test. We couldn't have
asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
I
will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, nor the
valuable
life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's
childhood
home...............
always, always, always, keep your condoms in your
car.
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