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>>Subject: Jokes for men
>>
>>
>>How many men does it take to open a beer?
>> None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
>>
>>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
stand
>>closer to the kitchen sink.
>>
>>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>> When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me. . ."
>>
>>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>
>>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at
>>the
>>front door, whom do you let in first?
>> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>>
>>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>>A woman that won't do what she's told.
>>
>>I haven't spoken to my wife for months. I don't like to
interrupt
>>her.
>>
>>What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her
intelligence?
>> Divorced.
>>
>>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex
>>drive by
>>90%. It is called Wedding Cake.
>>
>>Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me, "What's on the
TV?"
>>I said, "Dust!"
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