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US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After 15 minutes speaking he says, I will now answer any questions you have.' > > > > Bobby stands up and says: I have four questions': > > > > > > > > 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? > > > > 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? > > > > 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil >liberties? > > > > 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? > > > > > > > > Just then the bell goes off and the kids rushed out to play. > > > > Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I > > >will > > > > answer any questions you have.' > > > > > > > > A little girl named Julie stands up and says: 'I have six questions': > > > > 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? > > > > 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? > > > > 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil >liberties? > > > > 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? > > > > 5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early? > > > > 6. Where is Bobby? --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.522 / Virus Database: 320 - Release Date: 29/09/2003 |
