these are pretty funny...........
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From: "Bell, Chris" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Mark ETC (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Roxanne Wilkieson
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Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 2:55 PM
Subject: FW: You Know You're Trailer Trash When.....
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brady, Mike
> Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 01:54 PM
> To: Adams, Karen; Beischlag, Dan; Bell, Chris; Boras, John; Dennis,
> Keith; Dresler, Amos; Eldridge, Cheryl; Elliott, Nancy; Griffin, Ryan;
> Hale, Robert; Henrich, Mark; Legeard, Kerry; Lindsay, Steve; Macleod,
> Barrie; Montague, Jason; Otterman, Blair; Przybylowski, Jacqueline;
> terry robins; Vigon, Martin; Weaver, Dennis
> Cc: BOB BORTHWICK (E-mail)
> Subject: FW: You Know You're Trailer Trash When.....
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: DiCosimo, Jack
> Sent: Monday, October 20, 2003 8:21 AM
> To: McClure, Ron; Brady, Mike
> Subject: FW: You Know You're Trailer Trash When.....
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>
>
> I was going to comment but have decided not to....
>
> > You know you're trailer trash when..................
> >
> > 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
> >
> > 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
> front
> > of her kids.
> >
> > 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
> >
> > 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
> night.
> >
> > 5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
> >
> > 6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
> >
> > 7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch
> this."
> >
> > 8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> >
> > 9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> >
> > 10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
> >
> > 11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen
> > start your engines."
> >
> > 12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its
> wheels.
> >
> > 13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
> much
> > gas is in it.
> >
> > 14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
> >
> > 15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> >
> > 16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
> House of Tattoos.
> >
> > 17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against
> it.
> >
> > 18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
> >
> > 19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
> >
> > 20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
> >
> > 21. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip
> on the side.
> >
> > 22. If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
> >
> > 23. If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V.
> >
> > 24. If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler.
> >
> > 25. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
> >
> > 26. If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the
K-Mart.
> >
> > 27. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always
brings
> you home...
> >
> > 28. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth
of
> improvement...
> >
> > 29. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
> >
> > 30. If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?"
> >
> > 31. If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
> >
> > 32. If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> >
> > 33. If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and
you
> > take them out to see what it is.
> >
> > 34. If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said
> > concentrate.
> >
> > 35. If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
> >
> > 36. If you don't understand why the first 35 are funny.
>
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