Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Life is so damned boring. We never
have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak
through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00
bill. As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her
way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the
front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering
crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend as she handed
over the woman's garments.
"I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"
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