This reminds me of a Computer Stupidities at Rinkworks.com:
* Tech Support: "Sir, something has burned within your power supply."
* Customer: "I bet that there is some command that I can put into
the AUTOEXEC.BAT that will take care of this."
* Tech Support: "There is nothing that software can do to help you
with this problem."
* Customer: "I know that there is something that I can put
in...some command...maybe it should go into the CONFIG.SYS."
Minutes later:
* Tech Support: "Ok, I am not supposed to tell anyone this but
there is a hidden command in some versions of DOS that you can use. I
want you to edit your AUTOEXEC.BAT and add the last line as
C:\DOS\NOSMOKE and reboot your computer."
Pause.
* Customer: "It is still smoking."
* Tech Support: "I guess you'll need to call Microsoft and ask them
for a patch for the NOSMOKE.EXE."
Four hours later, he calls back.
* Tech Support: "Hello sir, how is your computer?"
* Customer: "I called Microsoft and they said that my power supply
is incompatible with their NOSMOKE.EXE and that I need to get a new one.
I was wondering when I can have that done?"
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