:-)
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-Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have -
-happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ
-Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all-
-individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EMAIL PROTECTED]
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2001 18:21:46 -0400 (EDT)
From: Benjamin Scott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Greater NH Linux Users' Group <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: OFFTOPIC/HUMOR: Microsoft on Memory Leaks
This is too good to not pass along. Someone, quick -- put this in a .sig
file!
"If you think you are experiencing a memory leak, please be aware that
memory leaks may not be what they appear to be. You may discover that a
memory leak is really not a memory leak but a performance enhancement.
-- Microsoft Knowledge Base Article Q268343
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Ben Scott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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