--
-Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have -
-happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ
-Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all-
-individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EMAIL PROTECTED]
August 13, 2001
The Top 16 Prank Phone Calls by Animals
16> Dog: "[*heavy panting*] Could you put the phone up to your
butt for a minute?"
15> Beaver: "Hello, Ms. Stone? Close your legs, for cryin'
out loud! Your giving my kind a bad name!"
14> Dog: "Can you page Miss Legtohump, first name Anita?"
13> Pig: "Your order is ready, Rabbi Lipshitz."
12> Dog: "My name is Humphrey Quentley. Is the bitch of the
house in?"
11> Iguana: "Roy Scheider? This is Liz... Liz Erd. I want my
neck back!"
10> Dog: "Hello, Twin Dragons restaurant? EAT ME!!"
9> Mink: "Could I speak to the lost and found? I think I
left my coat."
8> Dog: "Is your refrigerator running? Well you better-- Hey,
a squirrel!"
7> Cat: "That wasn't really Almond Roca I sent you."
6> Donkey: "Is 'U.R. Ugly' there? ... Why, yes, I *am* an ass."
5> Dog: "Is there a Hugh Jefirehydrant there?"
4> Squirrel: "I'd like to speak to Holden... Holden Manuts."
3> Lamb: "911? Please send an ambulance! My sister is bleating
from her mouth!"
2> Dog: "I am the Viper.... I am the Viper... I vill vipe my
butt on your vall-to-vall carpet!"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Prank Phone Call by an Animal...
1> Sperm whale: "May I speak to Ms. Lewinsky, please?"
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