-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EMAIL PROTECTED] ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 08:23:51 -0400 From: Jim Dunham <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Dubya fun "We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter and having that cross to bear. I'd go out and have a couple of drinks too." Julia Roberts, on the Bush twins "Bush said that he looked into (Vladimir) Putin's eyes and saw the depth of his soul. It must be an old CIA trick he learned from his dad. Either that or there is still some coke in his system." Comedian Mark Russell Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group." David Letterman "Former President George Bush has invited former Russian president Boris Yeltsin to visit him in the United States. This is a new strategy for the Bush family: to hang out with people who drink more than they do." JayLeno "Bush travels to Poland on Friday where Polish people are fond of making George W. Bush jokes." Craig Kilborn Actually Bush says being in Europe isn't much of an adjustment for him. In a lot of these countries they drink a lot and drive on the other side of the road, just like he used to do." Jay Leno "Hundreds of protestors participated in protests outside the NATO meeting yesterday. The majority of the people were against Bush. It doesn't bother him though. The last time the majority of the people were against Bush he was elected president." Jay Leno [ To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body "unsubscribe man-bytes-dog" (the subject is ignored).]
