-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Uri Guttman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> It was visitors day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria," and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the choir. "I am a retired choir master." he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard." "Yes, I'm very proud of them." said the conductor. "You should take them on tour." said the visitor, "What are they called?" "Surely, that's obvious." replied the conductor. "They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir". [ To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body "unsubscribe man-bytes-dog" (the subject is ignored).]
