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Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 10:57:28 -0400
From: Tony Wheeler <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: bin Laden recruitment classified ad
Stumbled across this while perusing newsgroups...
BECOME A WARRIOR FOR ALLAH. We need young men to help us fight the
infidel. Does the sight of a woman in a bikini cause you distress?
Are you angry that western-capitalists constantly show images of
scantily clad young women in their media. Help us to fight the Great
Satan. Sign up for our Corrupter of Islam Army!
Join up now and enjoy the camaraderie of other young men. We do not
allow women in our camps. We will live in tents in remote desert
locations. Imagine the sunsets with Abdulla and Jamal. Enjoy long
walks in the desert with Bashir. Savor the sunrise with Osama.
We also have very long guns and we will experiment with throbbing
explosives. For those with more simple tastes, we have an ample
supply of goats and camels.
Call me: Mistress Bin Laden 1-666-666-6666. If I'm not there, leave
a message. I can also be reached through the Middle East Man Boy
Love Association (MEMBLA). Or, call Mahmood at the Mideast Babylon
Zoo Fan Club or Jameel at the Mideast Village People Fan Club.
If you simply can't wait call 1-900 - shitstabber
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