[I'm actually more amused by the second to last paragraph. ;^)] -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EMAIL PROTECTED]
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2001 22:45:12 -0700 From: Jon Callas <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: The Eristocracy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Note the use of the past tense in the last sentence Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2001 11:33:55 -0700 From: Jean Watson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Thong Panties Mailed by Secret Admirer End Up in Biohazard Barrel http://www.infobeat.com/articles2/news_health_5_101901.html Thong Panties Mailed by Secret Admirer End Up in Biohazard Barrel A 59-year-old man who received a suspicious letter with amorous writings and women's lace panties turned it over to sheriff's deputies, who stored it in a biohazard barrel before determining it didn't come from a terrorist. "It was from a secret admirer," Churchill County Sheriff Bill Lawry said. "We returned the letter and the underwear," he said. The Fallon man said he became concerned about the threat of anthrax contamination because the unsigned letter was mailed from Reno in a yellow envelope with no return address. Neatly printed on two pages, the sexually suggestive message and black thong panties arrived Thursday. "It just about blew my socks off," said the man, speaking on the condition he not be named. He said he had lived in the rural community only since September and few people had his address. "I don't know of anybody who would do this and I have no explanation for it. I feel kind of silly," he told the Lahontan Valley News and Fallon Eagle Standard. The man said he had been worried about anthrax exposure because he sniffed the contents to determine if perfume was present on the letter or the underwear. The woman who made the overture notified the sheriff on Monday when she learned that the letter had been turned over for investigation. She told authorities she was romantically interested in the single man. [ To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body "unsubscribe man-bytes-dog" (the subject is ignored).]
