-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EMAIL PROTECTED] ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 19:16:46 -0700 From: Jon Callas <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: The Eristocracy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: IBM withdraws restroom schedule patent #6,329,919 From: "Thomas J. Newlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 14:19:20 -0400 Subject: IBM withdraws restroom schedule patent #6,329,919 Beware of loathsome puns, or: from the "why bother writing fiction dept.": IBM Flushes Restroom Patent c|Net Big Blue's attempt to move closer to the days of Big Brother, by way of patenting a method of monitoring and scheduling bathroom breaks, has been "dumped" after a protest was filed. Men around the globe are disappointed, as women will continue to control this area vital aspect of daily living. Read article... http://news.com.com/2100-1017-961803.html To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body "unsubscribe man-bytes-dog" (the subject is ignored).
