-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EMAIL PROTECTED]
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 06 Jan 2003 20:20:17 -0800 From: Jon Callas <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: The Eristocracy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Check your cell phone From: Adam Shand <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Mon, 06 Jan 2003 12:06:32 -0800 Subject: I can hear you talking dirty ... Hey guys. Did you know that Adam is one of the first names when you sort the list alphabetically? There's this interesting thing that happens when you put my number into your cell phone ... you call me. You forget to lock your phone and then you sit on it ... and your wiggling cheeks somehow manage to type out the correct sequence of numbers and arrows to call the first person in your addressbook. I get to listen to you fight with your boss, coax your (((girl|boy)friend)|(wife|husband)) into having sex in the backyard and sometimes even get to listen to a concert for free. It has been pretty entertaining for the last several years, however I seem to have recently crossed one of those magical barriers where instead of happening every few weeks, it's happening every few days ... and mostly in the middle of the night. This gets annoying and makes Teresa grumpy. :-) As a personal favor, please add an entry to your addressbook with the name AAAAA and have it call yourself. Please? If you know an Aaron, they'll appreciate it also. Thanks, Adam. To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body "unsubscribe man-bytes-dog" (the subject is ignored).
