From: George Guy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a
pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant
to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very
frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the
blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I
can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed
for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day,
the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing
waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot
alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature,
and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying
nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the
alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out,
 
"Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

-- 
-Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have -
-happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ
-Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all-
-individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
-steveo+sig at syslang.net

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