-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? steveo at syslang.net
From: Uri Guttman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> SIGNS FROM THE January 18, 2003 - Peace Rally DC and many other cities--some of these are really quite good! Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland Who would Jesus bomb? War begins with 'Dubya'. Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous. Let's bomb Texas, they have oil too. How did our oil get under their sand? If you can't pronounce it, don't bomb it. Daddy, can I start the war now? 1000 points of light and one dim bulb. Sacrifice our SUV's, not our children. Preemptive impeachment. Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring. Look, I'll pay more for gas! Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars. War is sweet to those who haven't tasted it (Erasmus). Our grief over 9/11 is not a cry for war. Different Bush, same shit. Stop the Bushit. Just war/just oil. You don't have to like Bush to love America. Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil. $1 billion a day to kill people -- what a bargain. Smush Bush. America, get out of the Bushes. Pro-lifers: Wake from Bush's propaganda spell -- war kills innocent children. Disarm Bush too. Big brother isn't coming -- he's already here. Empires fall. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind (Gandhi). Mainstream white guys for peace. (held by three mainstream-looking white guys) Hans Blix -- look over here. Let Exxon send their own troops. There's a terrorist behind every Bush. We can't afford to rule the world. 9-11-01: 15 Saudis, 0 Iraqis. Don't waive your rights while waving your flag. Drop Bush not bombs. Bush is to Christianity as Osama is to Islam. War is not a family value. (Picture of the peace symbol) Back by popular demand. (Picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip) Got blood? Picture of Bush saying "Why should I care what the American people think? THEY didn't vote for me. SUV's: Axles of Evil. Drunk Frat Boy Drives Country into Ditch. Violence comes from uncreative thinking. Axis of Evil: Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Cheney. Axis of Evil: Militarism, Racism, Commercialism. Give Impeachment a Chance. Bush Fails I.ra Q. Test. Preemptive peace. No more blood for oil. We don't want your phony war. Security through peace. Drop Sanctions Not Bombs. This war will make us less safe. Get the Empty Warheads out of the White House. War is SO last century. How many lives per gallon? Iraq never took away my health care. Regime change begins at home. There is a village in Texas missing an idiot. Bombs shouldn't be smarter than politicians. To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body "unsubscribe man-bytes-dog" (the subject is ignored).
