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From: Nicola Cataldo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Yet more scurrilous humor at the expense of the French "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country." ~Mark Twain~ "France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ~Mark Twain~ "I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ~Hannibal Lecter~ While speaking to the Hoover Institution today, Sec. Donald Rumsfeld was asked this question by a reporter: "Could you tell us why to date at least the Administration doesn't favor direct talks with the North Korean government? After all, we're talking with the French." The Secretary smiled and replied, "I'm not going there!" "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ~General George S. Patton~ "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ~Norman Schwartzkopf~ "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ~Marge Simpson~ "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." ~Jacques Chirac, President of France~ "As far as France is concerned, you're right." ~Rush Limbaugh~ "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German army is sitting in France sipping coffee." ~Regis Philbin~ "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." ~P.J. O'Rourke (1989) ~ "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940's who is still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ~John McCain, US Senator, Arizona~ "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people." ~Conan O'Brien~ "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of FRANCE!" ~Jay Leno~ "The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ~David Letterman~ "Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France." ~Quote from a men's bathroom wall in New Orleans~ Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you are French. ~Quote from a men's bathroom wall in New Orleans ~ To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body "unsubscribe man-bytes-dog" (the subject is ignored).
