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steveo at syslang.net
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2003 08:42:09 -0500 (EST)
From: Steve Reppucci <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Fwd: Dennis Miller Speaks out (fwd)
I thought this was great...
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<Steve>
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> Article in Wichita Falls paper by Dennis Miller
>
> All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has
> got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy
> reading opinions from both sides but I have detected a hint of confusion
> from some of you.
>
> As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice
> someone ever gave me. He told me about the kiss method ("keep it simple,
> stupid!) Therefore, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory
> for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things
> a bit and recognize a few important facts.
>
> Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important
> issue:
>
> 1) Out of President Bush and Saddam Hussein ... Hussein is the bad guy.
>
> 2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing keep
> this in mind, they have Libya heading the committee on Human Rights and
> Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.
>
> 3) If you use Google search and type in "French military victories,"
> your reply will be "did you mean French military defeats?"
>
> 4) If your only anti-war slogan is "no war for oil," sue your school
> district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of
> the education you deserve.
>
> 5) Hussein and bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before
> they try to kill us.
>
> 6) Despite common belief, Martin Sheen is not the President. He only
> plays one on TV.
>
> 7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "infidel!". bin Laden
> wants you dead, too
>
> 8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the
> danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.
>
> 9) We are not trying to liberate them.
>
> 10) Whether you are for military action or against it, our young men and
> women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We
> all need to support them without reservation.
>
> I hope this helps.
>
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