Ini buat yang sering pake joran tapi kurang perhatian sama jorannya.
> I, the rod, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
>
> * I do physical labour
> * I work at great depths
> * I work head first
> * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
> * I work in a damp environment
> * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
> * I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation
> * I work in high temperatures
>
> Response from the administration:
>
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
>
> * you do not work 8 hours straight
> * you fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
> * you do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
> * you take a lot of non-rostered breaks
> * you do not take initiative - you need to be preassured and stimulated in
> order to start working
> * you leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
> * you don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct
> protective outfits
> * you don't wait till pension age before retiring
> * you don't like working double shifts
> * you sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed
> the day's work
> * and if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
> leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
>
>
Note : Ada yang mau gambar pemancing pro nggak, ntar saya kirimin.
