At a beauty pageant Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: ___Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ (Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: ____Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumours. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: ____Because it passes from mouth to mouth. (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!Applause!) Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Iran: _ ____Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Iran: _ ____Because they like to enter through the back door. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!Applause!Applause!) Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter!Applause!Applause!) Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!Applause!Applause!) Question: Ms Indonesia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Indonesia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like fishing rod. Question: How can you say so? Ms Indonesia: ................... WELL!!! WELL!!!WELL!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Millis ini terselengara berkat dukungan PT. KreatifNet - The WebDesign Company http://www.kreatif.com To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Website mancing-l at http://www.MancingL.com --> Fishing information, online chat, forum discusion, clasifiedads, etc MancingL Archive at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected] ** Save Bandwidth... potong berita yang tidak perlu **
