A Story from Malaysia --------------------- One day, an American businesman arrived at Kualalumpur Airport. After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance with some coins on the table. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents. Since the lady is Cantonese Chinese, she usualy speaks in Cantonese. Forty cents in Cantonese is "sei kok". So, she said, "Sei kok Mister...Sei kok...." The American wondered why in Malaysia they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said, "No". But the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the American misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here ?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The American thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay),and the American thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The American misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the American replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, TOLONG! TOLONG!" The American replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."
