and thiz iz from me:
To The Manager
Y.M.C.A. Hotel
London, England
Dear Signor Diretorre,
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from
Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a younga man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my
bed?. I calla down the recepcione and tella : "I wanna shit". They tella me "Go to the
toilette". I say "No, no I wanna shit in my bed". They say "you betta not shit in your
bed, you sonnawabitch". What is sonnawabitch?
I go down for ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of
toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and pointa of toast "I wanna
piss". She tella me "Go to toilett", I say "No, no, I wanna piss on my plate". She
than say to me " You bloody fella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Second
person who do not even know me and call me sonnawabitch !. So, what is sonnawabitch?
Later I go diner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out but no fock. I tella
waitress " I wanna fock", and she tella me "sure, everybody wanna fock". I tella her
"No, no, you dont understand me, I wanna fock on the table". She then tella me " You
sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table?. Get your ass out of here!!".
So I go to the recepcione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in this hotella no
more. When I have pay the billa, the porter say to me "Thank you, and peace on you.
Please come back again". I say "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". I go back to
Italy!, I never more comma stay in your hottella, you sonnawabitch!.
Sincerely,
Italiano Gebleko
--- "adrianus bratanata" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
>
>Mark my words I Bet You'll Read It Twice!
>
>A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
>animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
>but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
>say the following:
>
>"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
>once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
>twice. Then I come one lasta time."
>
>"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady dignantly. "In this country we
>don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
>
>"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa
>tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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