Cerita I
Seorang lelaki Indonesia telah disengat kemaluannya oleh lebah saat
berdoa didalam dikuil, lalu dia berdoa : "Ya tuhan, hilangkan sakitnya,
tetapi kekalkan bengkaknya @.
Cerita II
SEX is like NOKIA (connecting people), like NIKE (just do it), like PEPSI
(ask for more), like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like Frozz (enak,
gila !!!!!)
Cerita III
Teori Dualisme mengenai "BH" : Bila dikenakan dapat mengencangkan 2 benda,
bila ditanggalkan dapat mengencangkan 1 benda.
Cerita IV
Little girl :"Moomy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis
like a peanut!"
Mommy:"You mean it's small ?
Little girl :"No, it is salty ...........
Cerita V
Lady:"Hello rescue 911 ?? A maniac has broken into my house and he is
rap.....ing meeh rigghht ..... eh. ehh nowww, can youu jussst ahhhhrest
himm tomorrowwww mooorning ... ahhhhhh ...... !!!!!!!!!?!
Cerita VI
Kisah sukses dalam waktu setahun, WARTO dapat sekaligus mendirikan WARTEL,
WARNET dan WARTEG, tetapi WARTI hanya butuh waktu 1/2 menit , dapat
mendirikan WARTO.
Cerita VII
Kenapa penis lebih praktis dari pada Credit Card :
1. Diterima diseluruh dunia.
2. Isi ulang otomatis.
3. Tanpa batas pemakaian.
4. Tidak perlu otorisasi.
5. Habis pake tidak usah teken.
Cerita VIII
Seorang anak bertanya kepada Ibu nya :
"Mengapa surgaku dibawak telapak kaki Ibu ?"
Dengan tenang si Ibu menjawab :
"Kalo diantara kaki, itu surga Bapakmu, nak!!!".
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