> Betul Win, anak pertama mukanya kaya gua, ke dua mukanya > kaya lu, ketiga kaya Aan, kasihan yang terachir kembar > lima, 1 kaya Greg, 2 kaya Soemarno, 3 kaya Bekti, 4 kaya > Arwin (mulai dia ngerti) 5 kaya Kiki. Achirnya dia ceraikan > bininya. Nge heek. > > > > > mungkin, ini yang ditakutin si pengirim kalo nanti > kawin... > > > > --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > > Husband & Wife - Why Divorce? > > > > > > In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: > > > "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." > > > "But why ?" asked the judge. > > > She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." > > > The judge asked, "How do you know ?" > > > She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles > him." > > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________ > _____ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy > > > > > > From his death bed, the husband called his wife and > said, > > > "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." > > > "Samy! But he is your enemy !" > > > "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so > let him suffer > > > now." > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring > > > > > > At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, > > > "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong > finger? " > > > The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." > > > > __________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - Why ? > > > > > > Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to > my wife > > > I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I > found > > > my wife in another man's arms. > > > Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few > minutes, then > > > coolly said, > > > "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax." > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - Same Service > > > > > > A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, > > > "When we were first married, I would come home from the > office, > > > my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog > would > > > run around barking. > > > Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, > the dog > > > brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." > > > "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still > getting the same > > > service!" > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband > > > > > > One woman told another : "My neighbour is always > speaking ill of > > > her husband, > > > but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a > coward; but > > > have I ever said anything bad about him?" > > > > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________ > _________ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - Love To Do > > > > > > A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to > the couple > > > next door and said, "Do you see that couple ? How > devoted they are? > > > He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do > that? > > > "I would love to." > > > Replied husband. "But I don't know her well enough." > > > > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________ > _________ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - No Answer Back > > > > > > A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is > infuriated, she > > > starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs > and nobody > > > dares to answer her. > > > " One of his friends asked. "And when you are angry, > what do you > > > do?" > > > The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows > and doors of > > > the house and none of them dares to answer back. > > > > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________ > _________ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - Come Home Late > > > > > > A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her > husband always > > > came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. > > > "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I > did. Once > > > my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, > and from > > > my bed I called out: > > > "Is that you, Jim?' And that cured him." > > > "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" > > > The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill." > > > > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________ > _________ > > > > > > Husband & Wife - Problem Father > > > > > > "You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your > problem?" > > > He replied, "I'm going to be a father." > > > "But that's wonderful," I said. > > > "What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet." > > > > > > > > > > > > Untuk menulis pesan, kirim ke: > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Untuk mendaftar sebagai anggota milis, kirim email > kosong ke: > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Untuk berhenti, kirim email kosong ke: > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Untuk melihat arsip klik: > > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mancing-alternatif > > > > > > > > > Your use of Yahoo! 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