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Subject: Ohio Girls
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 10:51:32 EDT


Three men were sitting together bragging about how
>> > >  they had given their new
>> > > wives duties.
>> >  >
>> > > The first man had married a woman from Alabama  and
>> > > bragged that he had told
>> > > his  wife she was going to do all the dishes and
>> > > house  cleaning.
>> > > He said it took a couple days but on the third  day
>> > > he came home to a clean
>> > > house  and dishes.
>> > >
>> > > The second man had  married a woman from Florida.
>> > > He bragged that he  had
>> > > given his wife orders that she was to do all  the
>> > > cleaning, dishes, and the
>> > >  cooking.   On that the first day he didn't see any
>> >  > results, but the next day
>> > > it was better.    By the third day, his house was
>> > > clean, the dishes  were
>> > > done, and he had a huge dinner on the  table.
>> > >
>> > > The third man had married a  Ohio girl.   He boasted
>> > > that he told her  that
>> > > her duties were to keep the house cleaned,  dishes
>> > > washed, lawn mowed,
>> > > laundry  washed and hot meals on the table for every
>> > >  meal.
>> > > He said the first day he didn't see anything,  the
>> > > second day he didn't see
>> > >  anything, but by the third day most of the swelling
>> > > had  gone down and he
>> > > could see a little out of his left  eye.   Enough to
>> > > fix himself a bite  to
>> > > eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
>>  > > landscaper.
>> > >
>> > > Got to love  them Ohio girls



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