---------------------- Forwarded by Joseph G Nehlig/jnehlig/LSU on 07/13/99 08:36 AM --------------------------- Stephen W. Bennett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 07/12/99 03:13:31 PM [<b>  </b>]Message[<b>  </b>]-[<b>  </b>]From:[<b>& nbsp</b>]Stephen W. Bennett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 07/12/99 08:13 PM GMT To: Joseph G Nehlig/jnehlig/LSU@LSU cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: The Bobbit Hillbillies >> >> >> > > >> > > RE: Fw: The Bobbit Hillbillies >> > > >> > > > THE BOBBIT HILLBILLIES >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Come and listen to my story 'bout a >> > man named John. >> > > > >>>> A poor Ex-Marine with a little >> > fraction gone- >> > > > >>>> It seems one night after getting with >> > the wife >> > > > >>>> She Lopped off his Dong with the >> > swipe of a knife. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> PENIS, That >> > Is. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Clean Cut. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Missed His >> > Nuts. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Well, the next thing you know there's >> > a Ginsu by his side >> > > > >>>> And Lorena's in the car taking Willie >> > for a ride >> > > > >>>> She soon got tired of her >> > purple-headed friend >> > > > >>>> And tossed him out the window as she >> > came around a bend >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> CURVE, That >> > is >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Tossed the >> > Nub. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> In the >> > Shrub. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> She went to the cops and confessed to >> > the attack >> > > > >>>> And they called out the hounds just >> > to get his Weenie back >> > > > >>>> They sniffed and they barked and they >> > pointed "over there!" >> > > > >>>> To John Wayne's henry that was waving >> > in the air. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> FOUND, That >> > Is >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> By a >> > Fence. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> >> > Evidence. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Now Peter and John couldn't stay >> > apart too long >> > > > >>>> So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix >> > that dong." >> > > > >>>> A needle and a thread is all we're >> > gonna need >> > > > >>>> And the whole world waited 'til they >> > heard that Johnny peed >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> WHIZZED, >> > That Is >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Even >> > Seam, >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Straight >> > Stream >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Well he healed and he hardened and he >> > took his case to court >> > > > >>>> With a half-assed lawyer cause his >> > assets came up short >> > > > >>>> They cleared her of assault and >> > acquitted him of rape >> > > > >>>> And his pecker was the only thing >> > they didn't show on tape >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> >> > VIDEO, That Is >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> >> > Unexposed. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> >> > Case Closed. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>> Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now, >> > Ya Hear...... >> > > > >> > > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > ----------------------- Internet Header >> > -------------------------------- >> > > Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > > Received: from swbell.net (mail-gw3.rcsntx.swbell.net >> > [151.164.30.53]) >> > > by hpamgaac.compuserve.com (8.8.8/8.8.8/HP-1.5) with ESMTP id >> > NAA22908 >> > > for <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >; >> > Tue, 6 Jul 1999 13:58:50 -0400 (EDT) >> > > Received: from RTagge >> > (adsl-216-61-35-230.dsl.austtx.swbell.net >> > [216.61.35.230]) >> > > by swbell.net (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id MAA26264; >> > > Tue, 6 Jul 1999 12:54:58 -0500 (CDT) >> > > Message-ID: <002301bec7d8$e1ecabc0$[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:002301bec7d8$e1ecabc0$[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> > > From: "Bob Tagge" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> > > To: "Tom Hall" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Tom Gaillard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Steve Dubuc" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Steve & Jane Marie Hurst" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Ron Weiss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Rob Neitzel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Philip Haustein" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Pete & Heather Graeve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Nich & Bob" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Mike Sloniker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Mike Blandford" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Mickey Calverley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Max Bunyard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Martin Plumlee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Kevin & Molly Capra" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Jude Bilafer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "John Kruger" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Joe Nizolak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Joe Brath" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Jim Thompson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Jim Bevacqua" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Jerry Gaillard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Hap Carr" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, "Grif Dodge" >> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Fred Gorena" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > >, "Eric Schoennauer" >> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Eric & Linda Haigh" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Dave Gercken" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Darren Quick" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Chris Anderson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Bruce Silvey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Brian Quigley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Brian L. Beaton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Bob Brothers" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Bill Conley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "Bev Moehling" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > >, "Al Sparks" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "1-77S4" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "1-77CSM" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, >> > > "1-77 CDR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> > > Subject: Fw: The Bobbit Hillbillies >> > > Date: Tue, 6 Jul 1999 12:56:23 -0500 >> > > X-Priority: 3 >> > > X-MSMail-Priority: Normal >> > > X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2014.211 >> > > X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2014.211 >> > > >> > > >> > >> > >> > ----------------- End Forwarded Message ----------------- Stephen W. Bennett Bennett & Peters, Inc. 8313 O'Hara Ct. 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