I noticed a lack of Friday Humours the past few weeks, so here goes...
Have a good long weekend Canadians.
> Wise Advice From Kids
> 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
> 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't
> answer him. - Michael, 14
> 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
> 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy,
> 5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
> 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
> 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
> 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -
> Taylia, 11
> 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as
> your school assignment. - Traci, 14
> 10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.- Mitchell,
> 12
> 11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
> 12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
> 13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
> 14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. -Kellie, 11
> 15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15
> 16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
> 17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
> - Joel, 10
> 18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom
> when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
> 19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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