You know you've lost your status of "Cool" when: - You find yourself listening to talk radio. - You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. - The pattern on your shorts and couch match. - Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy. - You think "Tragically Hip" is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend. - You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath. - You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining them. - You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day. - When jogging is something you do to your memory. - Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair. - All the cars behind you turn on their headlights. - You remember the Rolling Stones as a rock group, not a corporation. - You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your new big screen TV. - You actually ASK for your father's advice. On November 19 in history ... * 1863 - Lincoln delivers his address in Gettysburg; "Four score & seven years..." * 1896 - Start of Sherlock Holmes "Adventure of Sussex Vampire" -- John H. Hoffmann Home#: 847-998-0164 Personal E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Work: 847-998-6198 FAX: 847-998-6390 Pager: 888-494-0029 Cell: 847-710-3044 220 Parkview Rd Glenview, IL 60025-4934 "Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare." -- Japanese Proverb ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and put "unsubscribe MAPINFO-L" in the message body, or contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]