You know you've lost your status of "Cool" when:
- You find yourself listening to talk radio.
- You daughter says she got pierced and you
look at her ears.
- The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
- Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find
that sexy.
- You think "Tragically Hip" is when a middle-aged
man gets a new sports car, hair piece and
a 20 year old girlfriend.
- You criticize the kids of today for their satanic
suicide inducing music, forgetting that you
rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.
- You call the police on a noisy party next door
instead of grabbing beer and joining them.
- You turn down free tickets to a rock concert
because you have to work the next day.
- When jogging is something you do to your memory.
- Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair.
- All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.
- You remember the Rolling Stones as a rock group,
not a corporation.
- You bought your first car for the same price you
paid for your new big screen TV.
- You actually ASK for your father's advice.
On November 19 in history ...
* 1863 - Lincoln delivers his address in Gettysburg;
"Four score & seven years..."
* 1896 - Start of Sherlock Holmes
"Adventure of Sussex Vampire"
--
John H. Hoffmann
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"Vision without action is a daydream.
Action without vision is a nightmare."
-- Japanese Proverb
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