New state mottos Alabama: Yes, we have electricity Alaska: We also take American money Arizona: But it's a dry heat Arkansas: Litterasy ain't everything California: As seen on TV Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only dirtier and with less character Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water Florida: Ask us about our grand kids Georgia: We put the "fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to the mainland scum , but leave your money) Idaho: Potatoes and Neo Nazi's...What more could you ask for? Illinois: Please don't pronounce the "s" Indiana: 2 billion years--tidal wave free Iowa: We do amazing things with corn Kansas Where science don't mean shit Kentucky: 5 million people; 15 last names Louisiana: We're not all drunk Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster Maryland: A thinking man's Delaware Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets) Michigan: First line of defense from the Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 lakes & 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes Mississippi: Come feel better about your own state Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, right-wing crazies and very little else Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest Nevada: Whores and poker !! New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone New Jersey: You want a *^* motto? I got yer *^**^* motto right here!! New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney... North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states Ohio: At least we're not Michigan Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's what's for dinner Pennsylvania: Cook with coal Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun state Texas: Si' hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English) Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slack jaw yokels don't mix? Washington: Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers Washington D.C.: Wanna be mayor? West Virginia: One big happy family-REALLY Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese with us Wyoming: Where men are men and sheep are nervous - -- Sonya Nikolsky Production Manager JCH GeoInfo 3600 University Dr Durham NC 27707 (919)493-9339 Phone ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and put "unsubscribe MAPINFO-L" in the message body, or contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
