Two Fellas and a Woman . . . (Thanks to JB)
Two fellas, not the sharpest pencils in the box,
were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady
seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece
of hamburger she was eating. She was turning blue
and obviously in serious distress.
One said to the other, "That there gal is
having a bad time!"
The other agreed and said
"Think we should go help?"
"You bet," said the first,
and with that, he ran over and said,
"Can you breathe??"
Desperately, she shook her head no.
He said, "Can you speak??"
She again shook her head no with fear
in her eyes.
With that, he pulled up her skirt and
licked her on the butt.
She was so shocked, she coughed up the
obstruction and began to breathe
with great relief.
The second fella walked back to his friend
and said, "Funny how that hind lick maneuver
always works."
--
John H. Hoffmann
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"Did you ever notice when you blow in
a dog's face he gets mad at you? But
when you take him in a car he sticks
his head out the window."
-- Steve Bluestone
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