To which the little dog replied, "If you don't, you'll have a bit of the
tail of the dog that bit you!"
John Hoffmann wrote:
> In a small local tavern, all the patrons became quite used to
> the owners little dog being around the bar, so, understandably,
> were quite upset when one day the little dog died.
>
> Everyone met to decide how they could remember the little
> dog. The decision was made to save his tail and stick it up
> behind the bar to remind everyone of the little dog's wagging
> tail.
>
> The little dog went up to heaven and was about to run through
> the pearly gates when he was stopped by Saint Peter, who
> questioned the little dog as to where he was going.
>
> The little dog said "I have been a good dog - so I am going
> into heaven where I belong!". Saint Peter replied "Heaven is
> a place of perfection, you can not come into heaven without a
> tail, where is your tail?"
>
> The little dog explained the what had happened back on earth.
> St Peter told the little dog that to enter Heaven he needed
> to go back down to earth and get back his tail. The little
> dog protested that it was now the middle of the night on earth,
> but St Peter would not change his mind.
>
> So the little dog went back down to earth and scratched on
> the door of the pub until the bartender who lived upstairs
> came down and opened the door.
>
> "My goodness, it is the spirit of the little dog. What can I
> do for you?" said the bartender. The little dog explained
> that he wasn't allowed into heaven without his tail, and he
> needed it back. The bartender replied "I would really like to
> help you, but our liquor license doesn't allow me to retail
> spirits after hours!"
>
> --
>
> John H. Hoffmann
>
> E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> "Success is not the result of spontaneous
> combustion. You must first set yourself
> on fire."
> -- Fred Shero
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