Teeing Up . . .
A woman stood over her tee shot for what seemed
an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring
the distance, figuring the wind direction and
speed... driving her partner nuts.
Finally her exasperated partner says,
"What the heck is taking so long?
Hit the darned ball already!"
She answers, "My husband is up there watching
me from the clubhouse. I want to make this
a perfect shot."
"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's
chance of hitting him from here."
--
John H. Hoffmann
Personal
E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Qui non est hodie cras minus
aptus erit."
( He who is not prepared today
will be less so tomorrow. )
-- Ovid (P. Ovidius Naso)
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