Ewan MacGregor's opening speech in the new Star
Wars (so I'm
told):
Choose the force. Choose a side, Choose a jedi
knight. Choose a teacher,choose a f#cking big death star, choose star
destroyers, blasters,tie-fighters and a light sabre. Choose a black
suit, black helmet and boots.
told):
Choose the force. Choose a side, Choose a jedi
knight. Choose a teacher,choose a f#cking big death star, choose star
destroyers, blasters,tie-fighters and a light sabre. Choose a black
suit, black helmet and boots.
Choose a loan from Jabba the Hut. Choose a
philosophy. Choose an
Emperor. Choose a planet with matching moon. Choose a three planet system in
the Dromoda system and f#cking enslave them. Choose the Rebels
and wondering who the f#ck you are kneeling by the Emperor on a Sunday
morning.Choose sitting next to that Emperor watching whole planets being
Emperor. Choose a planet with matching moon. Choose a three planet system in
the Dromoda system and f#cking enslave them. Choose the Rebels
and wondering who the f#ck you are kneeling by the Emperor on a Sunday
morning.Choose sitting next to that Emperor watching whole planets being
enslaved in mind-controlling, force-crushing
battles, stuffing f#cking replacement
parts into your body. Choose rotting away at the
end of it
all, pissing your last in a miserable death star, nothing more than a dictator to
all, pissing your last in a miserable death star, nothing more than a dictator to
the selfish, evil f#cked up brats who fight for
you. Choose a future. Choose the Force.
...I chose not to choose the Force. I chose something else - I chose the Dark Side.
...I chose not to choose the Force. I chose something else - I chose the Dark Side.
For those that love Star Wars and
Trainspotting,
and for all those that despise MapBasic - as i have
learnt to do this week
