A Talking Parrot . . .
On reaching his plane seat with the small commuter
airline a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped
in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee.
The parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the
parrot and forgets the coffee for the man.
While this omission is being pointed out to her, the parrot,
who has drained its glass bawls
"And get me another coke dogface!" Quite upset,
the girl comes back shaking with anger having another coke
but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the
parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee!
Go and get it now you old goat!"
The next moment both he and the parrot have been
wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by
two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot
turns to him and says,
"For someone who can't fly, you've got guts!"
Subtitled:
Watch How Close You Listen or Follow Your Boss,
Friend or Associate . . .
--
John H. Hoffmann
E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
"After hearing two eyewitness accounts
of the same incident, you begin to
wonder about history."
-- Unknown
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