1. Travelers . . .
During a weekend car trip, the traveling couple stopped
at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The woman
unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn't
miss them until they were back on the highway. By then,
they had to travel quite a distance before they could
get to the next exit to turn-a-round and go back the
way they had just traveled. The man fussed and
complained all the way back to the restaurant.
When they finally arrived back at the restaurant, as the
woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the man said,
"While you're in there, you may as well get my hat, too."
2. Substitute . . .
A theology professor was visiting a friend at
a community college in rural Wyoming. She was asked to
teach the class that day and agreed to help out. She
started the class by asking the students,
"What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said one student.
"And the opposite of depression?"
"Elation," said another
"And how about the opposite of woe?"
A tall beanpole of a young man raised his hand.
She called on him to answer.
"I believe that would be giddy-up,"
On May 28 in history ..
* 1923 - U.S. Attorney General says it is legal for
women to wear trousers anywhere
--
John H. Hoffmann
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"You're just jealous because the
voices only talk to ME."
-- Ed
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