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Subject: [arkibadminton] Fw: Joke Time: Negosyong Pinoy
CARLOMAGNO B. MATELA, uap
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--- On Thu, 29/1/09, danilo orzal <orzal...@yahoo. com> wrote:
From: danilo orzal <orzal...@yahoo. com>
Subject: Joke Time: Negosyong Pinoy
To: "Roger gen Asuncion" <brigenroger@ gmail.com>
Date: Thursday, 29 January, 2009, 8:48 PM
Subject: Joke Time: Negosyong Pinoy
Heto ang mga makabagong tianggeng Pinoy
1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face"
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto. Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck's"
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot"
5. In Manila, there's a laundry named "Summa Cum Laundry"
6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches"
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo"
8. Bakery: "Bread Pit"
9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank"
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named "Mekeni Rogers"
11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina "
12. A boxing gym: "Blow Jab"
13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida"
14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar"
15. A beerhouse in Cavite called "Chickpoint"
16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes"
17. Internet cafe in Taguig named "n...@kopi@"
18. Name of a kambingan "Sa Goat Kita"
19. A salon somewhere "Curl Up And Dye"
20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee"
21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named "Wa-Thirst"
22. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock"
23. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago"
24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth:
"SHOEPERMAN: We will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you"
25. Pet shop: "Petness First"
26. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses"
27. Taxicab: "Income Taxi"
28. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around"
29. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit"
30. A shrimp store: "Hipon Coming Back"
31. A gay lawyer's extension office: " Nota Republic "
32. A ceiling installer: " Kisame Street "
33. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?"
34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You"
35. A fishball cart named "Poke Poke"
36. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines"
37. A bakery: "Anak Ng Tinapay"
38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : "May Lisa Eatery"
39. Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem"
40. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is:
"Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching"
41. Ice Cream Parlor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat"
42. Chicharon store: "Chicha Hut"
43. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot"
44. A fishball cart near UST: "Eat My Balls"
45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber"
46. A Resto: "The Last Supper"
47. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!"
48. A peanut vendor's cart with a funny name: "Mani ni Papa"
49. A gym in Malolos: " Gaymann Fitness Center "
50. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan"
51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : "Lah-Fang"
52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina:
"Dina Fresh Chicken"
53. An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S.: "The Master Baiter"
54. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop"
55. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb"
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