___Medical Ebonics____________________________
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> >>Benign.........................What you be after you be eight.
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> >>Artery..........................The study of paintings.
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> >>Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
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> >>Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
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> >>Cesarean Section...........A neighborhood in Rome.
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> >>CAT Scan......................Searching for Kitty.
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> >>Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
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> >>Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
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> >>D&C.............................Where Washington is.
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> >>Dilate...........................To live long.
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> >>Enema..........................Not a friend.
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> >>Fester..........................Quicker than someone else.
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> >>Fibula...........................A small lie.
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> >>G.I.Series.....................World Series of military baseball.
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> >>Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
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> >>Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known.
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> >>Labor Pain....................Getting hurt at work.
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> >>Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
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> >>Morbid...........................A higher offer than I bid.
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> >>Nitrates..........................Cheaper than day rates.
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> >>Node............................ Something ya knew all along.
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> >>Outpatient......................A person who has fainted.
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> >>Pap Smear......................A slur against yer Daddy's honor.
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> >>Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.
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> >>Post Operative.................A letter carrier.
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> >>Recovery Room..............Place to do re-upholstery.
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> >>Rectum....................... Damn near totalled the pick-up.
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> >>Secretion....................Hiding something.
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> >>Seizure........................Roman emperor.
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> >>Tablet...........................A small table.
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> >>Terminal Illness.............Getting sick at the airport.
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> >>Tumor..........................More than one.
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> >>Urine............................Opposite of "yer out."
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> >>Varicose.......................Near by/close by.
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