>The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."<
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: Very funny. Scores 9 on a scale of 10. ----------- >>Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.<< ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: Ouch. My wife loved this one and asked where the sale was being held. ------------ >>The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.<< ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: scores 4 on the 10 scale. ------------ >>Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. << ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: I cried laughing. 10 on the 10 scale. ------------ >>Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.<< ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: Six on the 10 scale ------------ For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: No comment . . . might offend the Women's Movement which is the majority of the proletatiat. ------------ Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: Amen . . . 9 on the 10 scale. ------------ Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: Yep! 10 on the 10 scale ----------- >>Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.<< ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: 6 on the 10 scale . . . very intellectual. ------------ >>The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.<< ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ - WL: And then there's Maude. 7 on the 10 scale --------- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: 9 on the 10 scale. ---------- >>Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.<< ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WL: 10 . . . an authentic 10. ------------ >>Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.< _______________________________________________ Marxism-Thaxis mailing list Marxism-Thaxis@lists.econ.utah.edu To change your options or unsubscribe go to: http://lists.econ.utah.edu/mailman/listinfo/marxism-thaxis
