Aside from some errors in the XSLT this looks like a very useful post,
and definitely the direction we should be heading in

;-) 



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-----Original Message-----
From: mcn-l-bounces at mcn.edu [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of
Amalyah Keshet
Sent: 19 September 2007 07:18
To: mcn-l at mcn.edu
Subject: SPAM:[MCN-L] XML meets Emoticon

In my haste to get the news flash out, I failed to notice the Slashdot
comment most obviously appropriate for the MCN constituency:

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The emoticon is dead... long live XML!
Thankfully, we no longer need to use this outdated technology of
"emoticons" to denote humorous sentiments in email and online postings.
Some have historically proposed the use of a "sarcasm" tag littered
among ordinary text to convey the sarcastic emotion more accurately. I
propose going one step further, and am proposing the Humour-XML
standard, which will provide a much richer way to fully denote
sentiments on the web. For instance, consider the sarcastic exprssion: 

I'll get right on that ;-) 


Even in this simple expression, the smiley face does not convey enough
information to the reader to properly discern the mood of the poster. It
is left ambiguous whether the poster is completely sarcastic, and will
not "get right on that", or if the poster was merely in a humorous mood
and implying that they will "get right on that" in a cheerful way. This
failure to communicate is costing the American economy untold billions
in lost productivity, rivaling that of "sick days" and movie piracy. The
following is a rough draft of an XML standard I am proposing to
completely eliminate our dependence on this obsolete form of
communication. 

I propose a full XML schema devoted to conveying emotion in email, web
postings, and Usenet "flame" messages. For instance, the previous
message would be written in Humour-XML as: 

<?xml version="1.0"?>
<posting>
<message mood="sarcastic" level="highly"> I'll get right on that <smiley
deprecated="yes" symbol=";-)" /> </message> </posting> 


The message now contains no ambiguities - the reader understands that
the poster is "highly sarcastic" , and does not actually intend to "get
right on that" 

The Humour-XML schema provides numerous benefits to users such as:
enhanced text-to-speech renderings of postings (the speaker's voice
could convey emotion, etc.), backwards compatibility with obsolete
emoticons, UTF-8 support, building the Semantic Web from the ground up,
and other benefits too numerous to enumerate here. Without extolling the
virtues of this fantastic language too greatly, I'll touch on one more
gold mine of usability: using XSLT [wikipedia.org] to transfrom
Humour-XML to other forms, such as emoticon-text or even SVG graphics.
For instance, we can define an XSLT stylesheet like so: 

<?xml version="1.0" ?>
<xsl:stylesheet xmlns:xsl="http://www.w3.org/1999/XSL/Transform";
version="1.0"> <xsl:output method="xml" indent="yes"/> 


<xsl:template match="posting">
<emoticon_text> <xsl:apply-templates/> </emoticon_text> </xsl:template> 

<xsl:template match="message">
<xsl:copy> <xsl:apply-templates> </xsl:copy> </xsl:template>
<xsl:template match="message"> <xsl:text> <xsl:value-of select="symbol"
/> </xsl:text> </xsl:template> </xsl:stylesheet>


The example XSLT spreadsheet provided here should provide posters eager
to try this amazing technology a head-start. I am in the process of
carefully constructing a DTD for Humour-XML, as well as several more
very useful XSLT stylesheets. I hereby disclaim all patents on said
technology, and promise that Humour-XML is free for the world to use
royalty-free, forever. 

by schmiddy (599730) <`moc.liamg' `ta' `yddimhcs'> on Tuesday September
18, @08:59PM (#20662575)
(http://slashdot.org/)
http://slashdot.org/articles/07/09/18/2313232.shtml
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