From: Steven Brooks <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Kinda reminds of the Microsoft Office 98's ability to self-diagnose and
> self repair. Imagine a MS MD player where the "splash screen" starts, (and
> probably in the results in test mode) it would flash:
>
> WELCOME
> PRAISE BILL GATES
>
> (shudder)
> ;-)
Steven, the correct action would not be to shudder but to immediately fall to
your knees and praise Mr. Money aka BG aka God. And I hereby apologise
in advance to any regligous fanatics who are offended by my suggesting BG
or Mr. Money is actually God-- it's all said in jest guys. I know religion is a
dodgier subject even than politics to joke about but you know me-- send tonight
and look through "Sent Items" with a worried feeling tomorrow :-(
Honestly guys, if I could "un-send" emails then about half of the stuff I send to
md-l wouldn't arrive. In reply to what Gandalf asked Saruman, I would respond
"I would like to un-say quite a lot, but it may be a little late now". I know I'll
make
mistakes again but I never post anything malicious, you guys. If I go over the top
occasionally, please just ignore me or flame me personally though preferably
not to abusively.
Whenever Win98 falls over, I say a few "words" in Mr. Money's direction before
restarting. I think I've been unfair to it recently as I diagnosed the problem to a
dodgy IDE cable to my CD-RW drive recently. Now I'll need to perform a major
ceremony to appease Bill for my blaming his perfect Win98 ;-P
"I thank you for providing us with Win98, that we may..."
Cheers,
PrinceGaz -- "if it harms none, do what you will"
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