>I'm looking for the best MD portable player. Brand is no issue, but it has to
>be as small as possible, it shouldn't weigh to much, a long battery life and
>it should have an LCD remote. Price is not really an issue, I just want to
>know which one gives me the most bang for my buck !
>
>Tom
TOM ... i reccomend you the Vibrator Pussy...check this out Tommy...
Vibrator Puzzy (VibPus) can give you lots more BANG for your bucks... lots
more exxxciting I think check out this professional comparison made by our
VibPus trained technicians:
* the test was made at the same time using both apparatusses one was mounted
on the lower half of the body, the other on the upper half*
----------COMPARISON --== VibPus vs. E95 ==-- COMPARISON-----------
0. since brand is not an issue we will only go over nonOEM VibPus brands :)
1. its REALLY small: VibPus fits in your pocket - so does the E95.
2. it is REALLY light: made out of high quality latex embeded with colagen
fibers type 2 and carbonfiber ... md players made out of metal = heavy-
though E95 not that heavy...
3. VibPus REALLY battery life: 24 hours of straigh out rubber intercourse -
E95 supposedly 44 hours - i think its a lie...
4. VibPus vibrates - E95 does not, it does spin though...
5. VibPus vibrates @ 50-100 Hz - E95 spins at 500RPM
6. VibPus receives ONLY male/dog/other animal's genital organs - E95 only the
plastic 7x7cm discs.
7. VibPus takes longer to clean - E95 cleaning is optional.
8. VibPus is cheap: mail order from Hustl3r magazine: 35$ - E95 400$ !!!!!
9. VibPus is offensive to your mom/ maybe dad- E95 is adored by parents.
10. VibPus makes nasty sounds - E95 ...
11...
i think i'll stop here... and go listen to my E95... rubber pussies suck...
ok ... i dont have the e95... but ... im not gonna buy it either....
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