Aku fan nya keras si Michael Moore. Pernah ada seorang yang men-japri ke aku,
dia bilang aku di mirip2kan sama Michael Moore. Alasannya kritik2anku semuanya
kena on target, artinya dia bilang kritik-an-ku itu semua didasarin atau bisa
dibuktikan sesuai dengan fakta di lapangan. Artinya menurut aku ya aku tidak
comot dari langit kalau aku ngeluarin kritik terhadap apa saja. Benar kan!
Bravo Michael Moore si Amrik , I luv ur style mate!
Harry Adinegara
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Subject: Dear Mr. President: Send Even MORE Troops (and you go, too!) ...from
Michael Moore
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:39:54 -0500
Dear Mr. President: Send Even MORE Troops (and you go, too!) ...from Michael
Moore
1/10/07
Dear Mr. President,
Thanks for your address to the nation. It's good to know you still want to
talk to us after how we behaved in November.
Listen, can I be frank? Sending in 20,000 more troops just ain't gonna do the
job. That will only bring the troop level back up to what it was last year. And
we were losing the war last year! We've already had over a million troops serve
some time in Iraq since 2003. Another few thousand is simply not enough to find
those weapons of mass destruction! Er, I mean... bringing those responsible for
9/11 to justice! Um, scratch that. Try this -- BRING DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE
EAST! YES!!!
You've got to show some courage, dude! You've got to win this one! C'mon, you
got Saddam! You hung 'im high! I loved watching the video of that -- just like
the old wild west! The bad guy wore black! The hangmen were as crazy as the
hangee! Lynch mobs rule!!!
Look, I have to admit I feel very sorry for the predicament you're in. As
Ricky Bobby said, "If you're not first, you're last." And you being humiliated
in front of the whole world does NONE of us Americans any good.
Sir, listen to me. You have to send in MILLIONS of troops to Iraq, not
thousands! The only way to lick this thing now is to flood Iraq with millions
of us! I know that you're out of combat-ready soldiers -- so you have to look
elsewhere! The only way you are going to beat a nation of 27 million -- Iraq --
is to send in at least 28 million!
Here's how it would work:
The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one Iraqi each. That will quickly
take care of any insurgency. The other one million of us will stay and rebuild
the country. Simple.
Now, I know you're saying, where will I find 28 million Americans to go to
Iraq?
Here are some suggestions:
1. More than 62,000,000 Americans voted for you in the last election (the one
that took place a year and half into a war we already knew we were losing). I
am confident that at least a third of them would want to put their body where
there vote was and sign up to volunteer. I know many of these people and, while
we may disagree politically, I know that they don't believe someone else should
have to go and fight their fight for them -- while they hide here in America.
2. Start a "Kill an Iraqi" Meet-Up group in cities across the country. I know
this idea is so early-21st century, but I once went to a Lou Dobbs Meet-Up and,
I swear, some of the best ideas happen after the third mojito. I'm sure you'll
get another five million or so enlistees from this effort.
3. Send over all members of the mainstream media. After all, they were your
collaborators in bringing us this war -- and many of them are already trained
from having been "embedded!" If that doesn't bring the total to 28 million,
then draft all viewers of the FOX News channel.
Mr. Bush, do not give up! Now is not the time to pull your punch! Don't be a
weenie by sending in a few over-tired troops. Get your people behind you and
YOU lead them in like a true commander in chief! Leave no conservative behind!
Full speed ahead!
We promise to write. Go get 'em W!
Yours,
Michael Moore
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
www.michaelmoore.com
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