Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty pissed off. He storms into his secutiry staff's headwuarters and yells, " Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow on the front damn lawn ! And they wrote it in urine ! Son of a bitch had to be standing right on the the porch when he did it ! where were you guys ?" The security guys stay silent and stare ashamed at the floor, Bill hollers " Well dammit, dont just sit there ! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DIDI IT ! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT !!!" The entire staff immediately jumped up raced for the exits, Later that evening his chief security officer approaches him and say " Well Mr. President, we have some bad news, and we have some really bad news, Which do you want first ?" Clinton says " Oh Hell, give me th ebad news first " The officer says " Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it, The results just came back, and it was Al. Gore's urine" Clinton says " Oh my god, I feel so.......so betrayed ! My own vice president ! damn. Well, what's the really bad news ?" The officer replies " Well, its Hillary's handwriting" Clinton "Gusrraaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" salam canda omie
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