- You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do
   not like animals!!!


   - I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …...
   Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...


   - Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the
   bathroom, I think of you !


   - I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My
   sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...


   - I wish you lots of itching and short arms.


   - You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!


   - Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and
   you green and ugly!!!


   - If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do
   you wear a bra????!!!


   - A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!


   - Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep
   their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..


   - Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?


   - I am born this way, but what is your excuse?


   - I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke
   !


   - Some people die. Others become a teacher...


   - The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.


   - Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of
   the stork.


   - If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and
   enjoy it !


   - If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too
   stoned to get up!!

 When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with
boys!!


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