The End

by Michael Lewis
Portfolio
December 2008 Issue

The era that defined Wall Street is finally, officially over. Michael 
Lewis, who chronicled its excess in Liar's Poker, returns to his old 
haunt to figure out what went wrong.

To this day, the willingness of a Wall Street investment bank to pay 
me hundreds of thousands of dollars to dispense investment advice to 
grownups remains a mystery to me. I was 24 years old, with no 
experience of, or particular interest in, guessing which stocks and 
bonds would rise and which would fall. The essential function of Wall 
Street is to allocate capital-to decide who should get it and who 
should not. Believe me when I tell you that I hadn't the first clue.

I'd never taken an accounting course, never run a business, never 
even had savings of my own to manage. I stumbled into a job at 
Salomon Brothers in 1985 and stumbled out much richer three years 
later, and even though I wrote a book about the experience, the whole 
thing still strikes me as preposterous-which is one of the reasons 
the money was so easy to walk away from. I figured the situation was 
unsustainable. Sooner rather than later, someone was going to 
identify me, along with a lot of people more or less like me, as a 
fraud. Sooner rather than later, there would come a Great Reckoning 
when Wall Street would wake up and hundreds if not thousands of young 
people like me, who had no business making huge bets with other 
people's money, would be expelled from finance.

When I sat down to write my account of the experience in 1989-Liar's 
Poker, it was called-it was in the spirit of a young man who thought 
he was getting out while the getting was good. I was merely 
scribbling down a message on my way out and stuffing it into a bottle 
for those who would pass through these parts in the far distant 
future.

Unless some insider got all of this down on paper, I figured, no 
future human would believe that it happened.

I thought I was writing a period piece about the 1980s in America. 
Not for a moment did I suspect that the financial 1980s would last 
two full decades longer or that the difference in degree between Wall 
Street and ordinary life would swell into a difference in kind. I 
expected readers of the future to be outraged that back in 1986, the 
C.E.O. of Salomon Brothers, John Gutfreund, was paid $3.1 million; I 
expected them to gape in horror when I reported that one of our 
traders, Howie Rubin, had moved to Merrill Lynch, where he lost $250 
million; I assumed they'd be shocked to learn that a Wall Street 
C.E.O. had only the vaguest idea of the risks his traders were 
running. What I didn't expect was that any future reader would look 
on my experience and say, "How quaint."

I had no great agenda, apart from telling what I took to be a 
remarkable tale, but if you got a few drinks in me and then asked 
what effect I thought my book would have on the world, I might have 
said something like, "I hope that college students trying to figure 
out what to do with their lives will read it and decide that it's 
silly to phony it up and abandon their passions to become 
financiers." I hoped that some bright kid at, say, Ohio State 
University who really wanted to be an oceanographer would read my 
book, spurn the offer from Morgan Stanley, and set out to sea.

Somehow that message failed to come across. Six months after Liar's 
Poker was published, I was knee-deep in letters from students at Ohio 
State who wanted to know if I had any other secrets to share about 
Wall Street. They'd read my book as a how-to manual.

In the two decades since then, I had been waiting for the end of Wall 
Street. The outrageous bonuses, the slender returns to shareholders, 
the never-ending scandals, the bursting of the internet bubble, the 
crisis following the collapse of Long-Term Capital Management: Over 
and over again, the big Wall Street investment banks would be, in 
some narrow way, discredited. Yet they just kept on growing, along 
with the sums of money that they doled out to 26-year-olds to perform 
tasks of no obvious social utility. The rebellion by American youth 
against the money culture never happened. Why bother to overturn your 
parents' world when you can buy it, slice it up into tranches, and 
sell off the pieces?

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http://www.portfolio.com/news-markets/national-news/portfolio/2008/11/11/The-End-of-Wall-Streets-Boom


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