How To Be a Genius: This Is Apple's Secret Employee Training Manual

Sam Biddle
AUG 28, 2012

We recently showed you just how badly some of Apple's retail elite 
behave when no one's watching, but surely they were taught better, 
right? You bet they were: Apple tells its new recruits exactly what 
what to think and say. How do we know? We read Apple's secret Genius 
Training Manual from cover to cover.

It's a penetrating look inside Apple: psychological mastery, banned 
words, roleplaying-you've never seen anything like it.

The Genius Training Student Workbook we received is the company's 
most up to date, we're told, and runs a bizarre gamut of Apple Dos 
and Don'ts, down to specific words you're not allowed to use, and 
lessons on how to identify and capitalize on human emotions. The 
manual could easily serve as the Humanity 101 textbook for a robot 
university, but at Apple, it's an exhaustive manual to understanding 
customers and making them happy. Sales, it turns out, take a backseat 
to good vibes-almost the entire volume is dedicated to empathizing, 
consoling, cheering up, and correcting various Genius Bar 
confrontations. The assumption, it'd seem, is that a happy customer 
is a customer who will buy things. And no matter how much the Apple 
Store comes off as some kind of smiling likeminded computer commune, 
it's still a store above all-just one that puts an enormous amount of 
effort behind getting inside your head.

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http://gizmodo.com/5938323/how-to-be-a-genius-this-is-apples-secret-employee-training-manual

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