On 08/02/2013, at 11:28 AM, Rod Favola <[email protected]> wrote:

> 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The 
> second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

Johnny

> 2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 
> 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Meat

> 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the 
> world?

Mt. Everest

> 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by 
> four feet?

None

> 5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

> 6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the 
> summer. How is this possible?

Simplest answer is she's never left the southern hemisphere.

> 7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. 
> Why not?

You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

> 8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what 
> place would you be in now?

2nd.

> 9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of 
> the egg are white?”

Neither. It's yellow.

> 10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. 
> How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?

One.
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